The wheels on your house go round and round,
round and round,
round and round,
the wheels on your house go round and round,
all through the town
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Famous for your earthquake
your only famous for your earthquake,
Famous for your earrrthquake,
your only famous for your earthquake
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Centrelink centrelink centreliiiinnnnk,
centrelink, centrelink, centreliiiinnnnk,
centrelink, centrelink, centreliiiinnnnk,
CENTRELINK
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Go down the pub
Drink ten pints
Get completely plastered
Go back home
Beat the wife
I'm a Newcastle bastard
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Your Sister is your mother
Your father is your Brother
You all f*ck one another
The Newcastle Family.
Do-do-do-do (clap clap)
Do-do-do-do (clap clap)
Do-do-do-do, Do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do (clap clap)
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You are a Bogan, a dirty Bogan
You're only happy, on Pension day
Your dad's out dealing, your mum's out stealing
Please don't take my hub-caps away
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We pay your benefits,
We pay your benefits
(repeat)
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We are one, but we are many
and from all the lands on Earth we come
We share a dream and sing with one voice
I hate, you hate, we hate Novocastians
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You have no licence...
No f*cking licence...
Paulini hates you,
And so do we...
And we will mention...
You missed Detention...
Oh Wes Naquama please don't abuse me...
