Go down the pub
Drink ten pints
Get completely plastered
Go back home
Beat up the wife
I'm a South Sydney bastard
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Your Sister is your mother
Your father is your Brother
You all #### one another
The South Sydney Family.
Do-do-do-do (clap clap)
Do-do-do-do (clap clap)
Do-do-do-do,
Do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do (clap clap)
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(To the tune of glory glory to south sydney )
Moving over to North Sydney
Moving over to North Sydney
Moving over to North Sydney
Cause Souths is going broke !
(Alternate version = Re-locating to North Sydney !)
Chokers, chokers are South Sydney
Chokers, chokers are South Sydney
Chokers, chokers are South Sydney
And so is Russell Crowe
(Ideal for when they lose)
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They're green, they're red
and Russell Gives them head
Rabbitohs, Rabbitohs
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Russell Crowe, ain't our mate,
We're the Bulldogs and we're great.
With a knick-knack paddywhack, hide your mobile phone,
Bunnies fans can #### off home.
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Sung to the tune of "London bridge is falling down"
Russell Crowe is chucking phones
chucking phones
chucking phones
Russell Crowe is chucking phones, and
Gets arrested
Russell Crowe is chucking phones
chucking phones
chucking phones
Russell Crowe is chucking phones, 'cause
He's a w@nker !!!
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The famous Issac Luke went to Rome to see the Pope,
The famous Issac Luke went to Rome to see the Pope,
The famous Issac Luke went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said...
f*ck Off!
Who the **** is Issac Luke,
Who the **** is Issac Luke,
Who the **** is Issac Luke,
And the Bulldogs go marching, on! on! on!
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Luke, Luke wherever you maybe,
You f*ck sheep in your own country,
Can't be worse, Cause you play for souths
Drinking metho in a council house
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Unleaded is cheaper!!!
(clap clap, clap clap, clap)